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A Close Reading Of The Royal Family And Their Corgis, The Christmas Edition

Today The Royal Family allowed Madam Tussauds to take the crystal gowns and fur hats off their wax figures and dress them up in Christmas jumpers instead. This was for charity and presumably, to trick a post-Brexit proletariat into not overthrowing them and setting their mansion on fire. By allowing the museum to put Christmas jumpers on […]

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Are Corgis Good Pets?

Corgis make excellent pets for those seeking an agile and active companion to keep them on their toes. Don’t let the small package fool you; there is a lot of dog crammed into little corgi bodies. Corgis are lively creatures with larger than life personalities.  Appearance Cute things often come in small packages, and the […]

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Visionary Bride-to-Be Hopes to Rent Corgis for Her Bridesmaids to Use as Bouquets

Finally, a wedding we’d actually want to attend In a traditional American wedding, a bunch of bridesmaids, usually in matching dumb dresses, clutch matching dumb bouquets. But one bride-to-be in Boston wants to change things up and task her bridesmaids with holding corgis instead. Brilliant or beyond brilliant? Here’s the problem, though: she needs to […]

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The Avengers Have Been Replaced By Corgis And We’re Totally Okay With That

Robert Downey, Jr.: You’re fired. Mark Ruffalo: Sorry, so are you. Scarlett, you’re done; and the Chrises Hemsworth and Evans, we regret to inform you that the Avengers no longer require your services. And Jeremy Renner… actually, you can stay, but only because your replacement corgi wasn’t able to make it.   Yes, we are […]

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